So, we’re sitting here watching the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, and as the parade of nations begins, Hubby says, “This is such a great way to learn about countries. I can’t wait to teach our kids. I can picture sitting here and talking about all the countries, breaking out the maps….”
This is after he gushed about all the nerdy presents he can’t wait to buy his nephews when they’re older, including some kind of kit that allows kids (or adults, if you’re into that kind of thing) to dissect owl vomit. Really.
Please, please, please, universe, make this man a dad.